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1.
Farting with soap in your bum
While taking a shower you lather up your bum for cleaning and with soapy bubbles still in your crack you let a Foap Rip.
by Beast McNasty November 04, 2011
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2.
Female On A Phone
An oblivious female conversing intently on a cell phone, completely unaware of her surroundings.
The most dangerous threat to motorists.
Dude: Lookout! Wow that FOAP almost ran into us!
Dudette: That's totally sexist, but true.
by mtc123 February 11, 2011
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3.
n. A soapy, yet gaseous aroma that is created while one showers, adds soap to the anal area, and then expels gas.
Stephanie went to a Mexican restaurant and then let out quite a foap in the shower.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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