Something I do not give.
I don't give a flying fuck.
by tmili December 07, 2012
Dismissive admonition to leave or simply a negative response to a request. Most usually stated in no uncertain terms. Military slang especially US Navy from the 50s
“Duke, could you lend me a hand?” Duke, “Go take a flying fuck on a rolling donut.”
by Tony Duhamel January 05, 2006
An extremely rare flightless bird. Not much is known about the Flying Fuck, as it's regular habitat is unknown. Extremely valuble to sell, so few people are able to give a Flying fuck.
Unable to give a flying fuck. sorry.
by Svond March 28, 2015
Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.

Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."

Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
by Swivelnuts November 09, 2011
flying fuck is a term often used when people are p****d off with each other and are caught up in each others anger
"do you get some sort of sick pleasure from laughing at people ,your a bad person with an ugly heart michelle and i don't give a flying fuck what you think!"
by crowie August 07, 2006

This is a legend: an imaginary copulation in which the male dives into the female. Simply impossible.
The movie showed some jerk allegedly performing a flying fuck, just for laughs.
A flying-fuck would probably kill one or two people.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008
A flying fuck is when one person is suspended from the ceiling and spins rather than thrusts in and out.
She hung by ropes from the chandelier and gave him a flying fuck.
by sqrfolkdnc January 21, 2008

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