Definitions by Shapadapadoopapoopalis

Earthquake 

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

Earthquake by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan 

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

Vegan by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Republican 

About half of {America. Mortal enemy of the Democrat

There's a Democrat and a Republican next to each other.

Someone is going to die

Republican by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Austria

Basically South Germany. Not to be confused with Australia.

Austria is the home of such visionaries as Hitler, Mozart, and Schwarzenegger.

Austria by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Not to be 

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.

"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know

Not to be by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Science Teacher 

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

Science Teacher by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Precambrian 

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

Precambrian by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018