something that is very rarely given.
usually a user will say they will not give someone else one if they are annoyed or angered by a comment by the same person.
#1: Wow you suck. I beat you at Halo for the 56th time.
#2: I don't give a flying fuck!
by swamp thing November 09, 2005
Something I do not give.
I don't give a flying fuck.
by tmili December 07, 2012
An extremely rare flightless bird. Not much is known about the Flying Fuck, as it's regular habitat is unknown. Extremely valuble to sell, so few people are able to give a Flying fuck.
Unable to give a flying fuck. sorry.
by Svond March 28, 2015
Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.

Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."

Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
by Swivelnuts November 09, 2011
When a bird is flying at zero ground speed
That flying fuck is going no where
by Flying_fuck_expert#8675309 June 02, 2016
Dismissive admonition to leave or simply a negative response to a request. Most usually stated in no uncertain terms. Military slang especially US Navy from the 50s
“Duke, could you lend me a hand?” Duke, “Go take a flying fuck on a rolling donut.”
by Tony Duhamel January 05, 2006
an act of having sex on a plane
I had a flying fuck with my wife on the way to LA
by Daffy the Duck May 04, 2015
flying fuck is a term often used when people are p****d off with each other and are caught up in each others anger
"do you get some sort of sick pleasure from laughing at people ,your a bad person with an ugly heart michelle and i don't give a flying fuck what you think!"
by crowie August 07, 2006
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