Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2011

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt February 5, 2012

Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

by Dsaramina May 27, 2009

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

Flurp

Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).

Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.

by T La December 21, 2010

Flurp

It is an alternative word for swearing.....

O Flurp! I forgot my english book on my desk.

by Christien123 March 15, 2011