When you fart and burp at the same time.
Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.
by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010
Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.
Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.
by Ms. Nesbitt February 04, 2012