Top definition
When you fart and burp at the same time.
Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.
by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
2
Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.
Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.
by Ms. Nesbitt February 04, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug