Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

by Dsaramina May 27, 2009

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

Flurp

Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).

Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.

by T La December 21, 2010

Flurp

It is an alternative word for swearing.....

O Flurp! I forgot my english book on my desk.

by Christien123 March 15, 2011

flurp

When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.

Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.

by Falcon23 June 19, 2011

flurp

one who sucks farts from dead chickens

that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq

by flosser April 10, 2009