1. The quality of being utterly outrageous to the point of absurdity.
2. Something (typically in reference to a command or course of action) that is wildly unreasonable and maddeningly ridiculous.
Kealan: You're telling me bro, I have no idea how we're going to mow this whole lawn in 4minutes with these stupid little scissors he gave us.
Colonel (shouting): You idiots! You're in a minefield and you're supposed to be disarming the mines with those scissors!
Kealan: That's even more flumbunctious! BANG