Dillhole known for sitting in his basement, jobless, and blowing glass. Said dillhole also likes to smoke pot, ignore all information that is given to him, and subscribe to hippie hardcore political theories. If hippies do it, so does he.
Check out that floyd over there, holding up the "no oil" sign and shouting things about cutting military spending. I wonder if he's washed his hair lately?
by Ghod November 7, 2003
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"Dude, I've floyded so much this weekend."

"I'm in such a bad mood, I'm just gonna sit on a chair and floyd all day."
by Rekeke May 21, 2012
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a bitchy boyfriend who always thinks you're cheating on him!...but o well!

he origonated from a bitchy mom:)
"Omg i swear i didnt fuck him! yu are being such a floyd!!!"
by Carey March 19, 2005
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The act of undeservably dismissing or shunning a person, esp. a close friend or family member, if that person makes a lifestyle decision, develops a long-term illness, or suffers disabilities that become an inconvenience in your life.
E.g. Those two women used to be close like sisters, but after one of them suffered a stroke, her disability gave the other one such a case of the heebie-jeebies and she used the opportunity to abandon her and completely floyd her from her life.
by Binchen January 18, 2014
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the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.
by DErek January 6, 2005
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