Blourpous florpous 

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level

"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"

Blourpous florpous by king._.me_down May 24, 2018

fiorious 

to be so large and full of oneself as to be rendered incapable of attracting any female of any species. Alternatively, being so jacked and ready to rage that one cannot be contained physically or emotionally.

(1) Dan got so fiorious last night that he chased down a full grown grizzly bear and made it cry.
(2) Ben can't keep his shirt on because he gets too fiorious to wear clothes.

fiorious by AwwPigPen! November 26, 2010

flocious 

When you have a groovy flow

All the hippies had a flocious vibe during the disco.

flocious by Hsysjshsnsokabs May 12, 2018

Homo floridus 

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

Homo floridus by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022

Flarious 

Flarious means something that is funny but not that funny so you say the example to make everyone laugh.

person1:"...so thats why the chicken crossed the road"
people:"oh aha ha thats nice
person2:"thats FLARIOUS full of flares
people:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."

Flarious by amandancas44 October 14, 2008

Flarious 

Fucking Hilarious.

This bitch is Flarious

Flarious by Joanne Christenson October 14, 2014

Flarious 

A confident person filled with swagger and skill at somthing they do. They can looked to be the best in their surroundings or the leader.

(Example 1)
Keegan: Curtis was flarious on the field today.
Ben: yeah no one could touch him.
(Example 2)

Jordan: Andrew looks flarious today with his new look.
(Example 3)

Jake: Wow Ben really took over in that meeting at work.
Josh: Yeah he was really prepared and ready to go.

Flarious by Flarious Flow February 11, 2017