just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever
by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019
Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
by DRAGMASTER88 June 10, 2021
by im eating hot chocolate December 23, 2020
by Ulfric Fell February 10, 2021
Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.
Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
by Chompie021 October 15, 2021
A crasy idiot that was biten by a radioactive florida who uses his powers to comit the dimbest crimes on the planet of erth one of his reacoring enemis is the gator his powers are the powers of a florida what makes a lot of peopel angry because it never realy got defined what powers a florida has so florida man is just god there also is florida woman a pralle univers Version of florida wher his wife got biten the word florida man comenly apers in news articels abou bis crimes
Florida man atmpts to Steam the mon
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards
Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards
Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord
by Helpeverythingisalredytaken December 29, 2021
A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza
by J R 696969 October 29, 2019