While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)
by DominatHER May 27, 2008
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A cute boy, he best friend, the greatest boyfriend and the perfect husband.
He loves sports, meat, working and has fluffy hair

- Love you
I love you, Florentin
by alpha0209 March 25, 2018
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The top G of all top g’s
Kid: Hey dad how do I describe a Top G?
Daddy: Mana Florentine
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The definition of alcohol especially when used following the word "jeff"
Also could be used for the word alcoholic, alcoholism, or drunk
Have you seen Mr.Florentine lately?
Yes i just saw him at the bar yesterday with a tab longer than the Great Wall of China
by Ace Craft May 4, 2022
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