A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.
"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"
by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017
A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.
by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003
the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.
"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"
by flo December 21, 2003
by domol4667 October 11, 2018
an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.
person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
by John Manlapid May 26, 2006