flop 'n' chop

Altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.

Old Schwinn fixie conversion with flop 'n' chop (bullhorn) handlebars.

by UltramaticOrange November 9, 2009

Chop flop

Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

by Mindraker May 2, 2009

When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.

How is the pork chop, sir?

* Takes dick out and flops it around *

Poke Chop Flop

by LunchK1ng July 1, 2013

When the person walking behind you steps on the back of your flip flop and causes great pain between the toes

Hey !! You just flop chopped me . Stop stepping on the back of my flip flop

by Rene connors April 26, 2017

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.

"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.

by Melbear August 18, 2018