Floof, Floofy; To act innocent. Not really knowing what is going on. Not be in on the joke.
She bought 25kg of Bath Salts, she really is a floof.
by royalregicide November 12, 2014
A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.
"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"
by #Ilikelonghashtags June 05, 2014
1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.
Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!
by frostycakes April 11, 2010
1) A bunny rabbit
2) A term for and extremely cute and fluffy creature
When looking at a rabbit 'Oh look, its a FLOOF!!!!!!!!'
by XxXpinkypieXxX July 19, 2008
when your hair looks great in the front but you don't bother to see that you have a huge clump of hair sticking straight out and upward.
a cross between a flip and a poof.
Dude! Brush yo hair! You have a floof in your head!
you're hair just totally coughed up a floof kid!'
by shelbalou September 05, 2011
To err, to blunder, to screw up.
Oh my gawd, I really floofed when I wrote that bad check.
by TXLogic March 05, 2011

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