Not a flex

To be used when somebody says something that is just embarrassing, yet they don’t seem to realize it.

“I haven’t taken a shower in two weeks” - random
“That is not a flex” - person with common sense

by KGBillionaratio January 4, 2021

flexing

A lying ass in reality a broke ass person who is always saying they have this and that but don't have shit

Example of verbal flexing

1. Bands on deck

2. My family is some what rich we own a beach house

by jucie_god February 12, 2016

*FLEX*

*FLEX* is a phrase you type into poker chat boxes that indicates to the opponent your great strength, and the impending doom they face unless they choose to fold, leave the table, shut down their computer, and stick the monitor into an industrial trash compactor.

pokeraces has 7 seconds to act.
Notjitsu: *FLEX*
pokeraces folds.
pokeraces has left the table.

by Wally McMillan February 4, 2008

No flex

When a guy looks tough, but can't really pull any weight.

dont worry about him man.. he got no flex..

by skeptikalia July 3, 2011

the flex

a texas hold em poker term for when a person gets dealt both a 6 and a 9

Why'd you fold the flex?!?

by jeff cortin June 11, 2006

flexing

fronting, bull shitting, lying

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!

by ipr0 June 16, 2009

flex

jai

person 1: "im so dedicated to football, I just smashed out a great training sesh im so good. like the academy just made me pro u should've seen me repping the goals at training today . plus my brows r on fleek today. also did u know also there's a town in Germany called Burmeister."

person 2: "geez that guy is such a flexer, I bet his name is jai"

by personwhoknowsalot March 30, 2020