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Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick
Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

Feet Meat 

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!
Feet Meat by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

two feet of meat 

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.
Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

feet of meat 

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia
"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."
feet of meat by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

6 Feet of Meat 

The opposite of 3 Feet of Heat. He's Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He asks to you fill out TPS reports and has meetings about meetings. He rides the elevator all day to different inane meetings simply because this is the closest he is going to get to being upwardly mobile. He is annoying, he drives a classic company car and says cheezy cliches, like, "Gee Bob, looks like that deal really got Egg on Your Face". He throws some crowd pleaser work related fits, but he is far less harmless than <3 Feet of Heat> and sometimes actually rather entertaining in a claws on the chalkboard kind of way. He reads 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and has been reading it for over 7 years. He enjoys the Company Picnic and probably tends the grill. The 6 Feet of Meat man is stuck in Middle Management, this is not the <renaissance man>, this is no David. He is limited by his intelligence and connections, but we sometimes love to hate him anyway.
My 6 Feet of Meat Boss just had me fill out a call sheet of everyone I called today. I asked if I could email it to him and he told me I had to write it out with my company issued pen... And then he asked me what email was and walked away with his company issued coffee mug.
6 Feet of Meat by Prozic December 13, 2005