10 definitions by Daddy's Patties
Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf
by Daddy's Patties June 24, 2021
A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.
"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."
by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 25, 2019
Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019
When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.
Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
by Daddy's Patties February 5, 2019
Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤
by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019
A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019