by kendoobious February 10, 2022
by Stu P April 4, 2003
An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.
Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.
Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
by JulieWalters66 January 4, 2011
an expression of excitement and delight, such as when one is shearing sheep, but more colloquially used on the internet
by peterparkersgf July 11, 2023
A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.
Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.
by gabehere December 27, 2011
a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010