by Schlomo McSweenie April 22, 2006
Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.
by builderbob58 October 4, 2018
To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.
by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020
A term from people of higher elevations used against people if lower elevations such as cities. Most Flatlanders travel to the higher country for sometimes a week at a time to shoot deer with their "Flatlanders Special" (30-06). Flatlanders often get angry for no reason and miss deer.
"Hey Bren look, the Flatlanders followed us home because we were going 45 in a 35! Must have missed some deer this morning..."
by archeryhunter16 November 28, 2017
A "nation". I mean, who the fuck made this, Jacopo Castelletti? This whole micronation thing is just fucked up all together.
by Aldy, with love *kiss* July 4, 2012