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An Italian man who, under false pretenses, is convinced that you are a) cheating on him with every male with 2 legs b) is the reincarnation of Tupac c) makes Captain Hook look like the world's swiftest bartender d) after his first few goes at his DJing career, is now only hired at parties for deaf children
Jacopo is DJ'ing tonight? Oh cool, let's go anywhere else.
by Jacopo Fan Club February 22, 2012

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