“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 5, 2023
“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”
by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 5, 2023
by Dat_🅱️oi_Keel April 1, 2018
When in a dark room with a homie, get their attention. Once you have the attention, rapidly flash your camera flashlight in there direction. While they are disoriented, make your way towards them and rip ass on them.
Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
by SDAntics April 10, 2022
when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect
me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!
by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019
to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.
Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!
by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 17, 2014
When you do everything for someone and they are blind to it and give nothing back!
e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
This girl I have been talking to for 3 months has started started talking to a new guy after I did everything for her, I think she is flashbanged.
by ManChild12 June 1, 2021