Flap Cracker 

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

Flap Cracker by PruneBoy October 30, 2013

Flap Your Cracker 

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

Flap Your Cracker by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

flipcracker 

A derogatory term for somebody of mixed Filipino/Caucasian descent.

My mom and dad met in the Philipines -- have I told you that I'm a flipcracker?

flipcracker by bob May 13, 2005

flapcrackers 

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

flapcrackers by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007

Flapcracker 

To crack ones flaps

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'

Flapcracker by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017