Top Definition
When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 29, 2013
1 more definition
Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.
"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."
by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 25, 2007

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