(n) a penis standing straight up in the air, half limp bizkit, half boner

(a) a grazing of a half boner, half bizkit along the body of your fellow man
(n) "Dude, thats a huge Fjong!"

(a) "Eww, you just gave me the biggest Fjong ever!"
by JLAT February 13, 2008
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It's when your hair is gay.
Mackan: Eyyy Bro! u Have Some Fjong There.
Me: Oh fuck!!!
by slatan May 6, 2018
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