The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.
Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)
Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)
Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)
Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)
Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)
Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)
Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)
Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
by shroomdoom June 25, 2010
Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 7, 2020
A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks
Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.
by Falmk March 7, 2020
The combination of pre cum and pop rocks candy, specifically when located in the mouth of a female or male during oral sex.
by Stick G May 17, 2006
(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.
Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!
by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006
Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.
Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016