The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.
"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"
by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011
Music for douche bags.
by betterthanyoutoo November 7, 2011
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011
Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011
The band Five Finger Death Punch really Five Finger Death Punched the song "from out of Nowhere" by Faith No More.
by HGKnights July 30, 2012
Guy 1:Wow, the number one definition for Five Finger Death Punch is written by Krazy Kozmic Kat. His name is too gay to even be on this page.
Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
by Bassmasta57 December 6, 2011
A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
by AForestOfPubes December 30, 2016