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Someone who goes out to the supermarket, buys a full live fish, gets in a car with a bunch of his/her friends, and throws it at an innocent passer by.
Yo fish bandit, you wanna throw a salmon or a swordfish this time?
by wakiminator June 27, 2009
A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.
Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!
by Not Seo May 07, 2011