First first

a first time, without you/others trying something.

It's my first first time having sex.

by Galaxy_World March 02, 2022

first things first

things must be done in order of priority

Come on, First things first, prepare yourself to school then eat your breakfast

by Omar Si September 04, 2014

first name - first name

When a person has multiple first names.

The amount of first names someone is given denotes how inbred a person is in their family tree.

Mary-Ann (first name - first name) is your sister-cousin because your mom had sex with your uncle.

by Azazer May 20, 2014

First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

by KRizzle March 07, 2015

first comment, first effect

Accepting someones type of skill

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect

by crazyundefinedguy December 13, 2017

first come first served

When someone thinks they can steal your man/ thinks they have a claim on a person. Likes cocky boys

I said first, first come first served LOL

by First_come_first_served June 04, 2017

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025