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What all Policemen and children want to be when they grow up.
Police Officer: Boy Chief when i grow up i wanna be a Fireman.

Police Chief: You should have dreams, but kid don't shoot so high.
Fireman by slFyrfighter February 4, 2010
Cartman's official way of saying penis, cause if doesn't call it a fireman he gets a spanking from his slut mom. So its a better way to call a penis and your parents won't know. And you won't get a spanking
Cartman: Yes the fireman is very magical, if you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
fireman by Kenny Lover, don't die November 3, 2007
Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.
fireman by Kanaan December 18, 2005
A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch
When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.
fireman by ze fireman July 18, 2009
On South Park, it is a penis.
Max's fireman is less than .000000001mm long.
Fireman by William Chan October 22, 2003
A game where one lights something on fire, and attempts to put it out by pissing all over said object, as seen on South Park.
Person 1: You wanna play fireman?
Person 2: What's that?
P1: We put out a fire with our wieners.
P2: Let's go put out the teacher!
Fireman by Beck Runnerman February 26, 2008