sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 15, 2009

Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

by BillHader April 30, 2010

Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls March 24, 2016

Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

by L'LoKo April 27, 2010

israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

by fat wood magee April 27, 2010

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.

Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?

by FireMan Ron February 11, 2018