Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.
by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016
Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.
A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."
by Two anonymous people. November 24, 2008