Sum1 Who Excesivly Gets Fingered
Lauren Is Such A Finger Bandit She Needs Self Respect
by Mr Bad Guy! August 30, 2008
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A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.
"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.
by T.P.. February 4, 2008
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A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
by Fratton November 25, 2013
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Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto
Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"
by Alpha Male OG 90s Baby October 14, 2023
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Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.
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Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…
by EasyEsq December 2, 2022
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