Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.
by Bubby Well October 26, 2009
A person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same sex but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.
I love that figit but I don't want his wanky in my pooper.
My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
by sexmow April 28, 2010
1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons
2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.
3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.
3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
by brother-of-the-retard December 29, 2010
Oh jee, figit spinners.
by Im here for some reason. May 9, 2017
It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10
by Jellyfam_uzi May 22, 2017
When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her
by Radude6969 November 13, 2017
1 a clumsy action
2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance
Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !
2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance
Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !
by geko14 February 19, 2015