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Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: She got wasted at a party and slept with Jones and got genital warts!
Guy 2: Figits!
Guy 1: Figits for real.
by BigBlackTravis3 August 17, 2009
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A person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same sex but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.
I love that figit but I don't want his wanky in my pooper.

My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
by sexmow April 27, 2010
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1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons

2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.

3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
a little retarted boy in seaford is a huge figit figit figit( spazing out)
by brother-of-the-retard December 28, 2009
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