Figits

A fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: She got wasted at a party and slept with Jones and got genital warts!
Guy 2: Figits!
Guy 1: Figits for real.

by BigBlackTravis3 August 18, 2009

Figits

You’re a bucktee that talks/speaks none sense.

Yo dude, why you talking in figits?
Omg Oolana is so annoying, she keeps speaking them figits.

by IDFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK November 15, 2018

figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

by trucker b August 20, 2018

Figital

adj: to fiddle incessantly with one’s digital device.

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t put her iPhone down. She’s way too figital for me.

by brain child ! December 23, 2015

Figital

a phrase that only divine beings may utter from their mouths.
a color that can only be perceived by humans that have elevated from the mortal plane. (btw it happens to rhyme with digital)

"Oh my God, Souljah Boy is going digital,
I roll up in a chevy, same color as figital."

by SouljahBoysIsGOD November 25, 2009

Figitness

physical movement as a result of an uncomftorable social evniornment.

i dont want to be watching this show...so i will use my figitness to avoid the socially akward situation i put myself in cause i want to be around you..

by [e-mail] September 30, 2010

figite

a fancier way of saying fidget

this is a cool figite spinner .

by the_super_boss April 18, 2017