A play in American Football where in the team comes out in field goal formation, and the holder pulls the ball up and looks to pass the ball to the kicker who is running down field.
"There's not much time to go, I say we go for the Chinese field goal."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."
by Black Pope September 17, 2011
A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010
The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
by Three points November 26, 2016
When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
by Jake Beck November 20, 2016
After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.
by brownskicker February 6, 2009
This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
by jmizzel February 13, 2008
The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012