fidel

a cool guitar playing G who knows how to make loads of people happy... hes not shy and loves to make new freinds. the kind of creature that hoggs all the bed space

person 1 'oh my god that person is taking up all the room'
person 2 ' yeah he's such a Fidel, im going to sleep on the floor'

by bowie the great March 3, 2009

The Fidel

When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.

I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

FIdele

A totally awesome girl who has a rad sense of style and knows how, when, and where to bring attitude. You get a girl like this as your friend or girlfriend and your set for life.

Fidele can also be referred to someone who can be a total bitch to you in the nicest way.

That girl is a total Fidele did you hear how she told that jerk off.

by Mulu September 2, 2008

fidel

someone who likes short people and small things

here comes a fidel

by theunkown310 February 7, 2015

fidel

usually used to refer to the act of smoking a cigar, but also used to describe an act of felatio

"dude, that cuban cigar was awesome, i fidelled that thing"

"man, last night i totally got fidelled by my girlfriend"

by newfie-dude87 March 15, 2009

fidelity

n. loyalty to the regime and leadership of a Cuban dictator

That man over yonder has no fidelity." "He should be shot!

by Samurguy April 9, 2011

dirty fidel

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

by senorguitarra July 5, 2006