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-WOW! Bro this song "Wish You Knew" is amazing.
-Who is this?
-FiO
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John- "What are you doing tonight?"

Jane- "Not sure yet, but I need to FIO."
by Ya Boy FIO December 20, 2013
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When somebody (aka a pledge) keeps asking you stupid questions about a relatively minor task, you just tell them to "FIO"
by Dane McLeod July 03, 2007
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The definition for F.I.O. is Fart It Off. First known use in 1963 in Colorado. When a situation emerges over which you have little reasonable control just Fart It Off.
When my boss decided to chew my butt today for no good reason I decided to just F.I.O. and do my job.
by Bill Mahan May 25, 2008
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Figure it out!
They say there aren't any silly questions.
They are wrong.
Google it, RTFM (Read the fucken manual), look at the FAQ, open a support case, post a question on a forum, ask someone who might know, try to solve it by yourself.

Then, and only then, you can ask me.
He asked me what's the currency on Mexico. I told him to FIO !
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Text and IM speak for "Figure It Out".
Chelsea: "OMG!!! How do you make the car go vrooom!!??"
Zoe: " Wow Chelsea, F.I.O why don't ya!!"
by WONDEROO!! July 10, 2008
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What ElusiveBooger can walk to, but can't have, yet.... >:) (supa high speed internet)
I want Fios and only Keller gets it!!!!
by ElusiveBooger September 12, 2004
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