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Being fired and then immediately rehired to do more work or the same work for less pay.
Boss "You're fired."
Employee "Oh no."
Boss "What if I let you stay on for 1/2 pay?"
Employee "...Okay."
Boss "See you tomorrow then."

(Later)

Roommate "How did your day go, did you get fired?"
Employee "No, I got fhired."
Fhired by Lisa Padilla April 3, 2008
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Fhirsa Afina

The unraveled matter that contains happiness, harmony, mysteries, love, tenderness that equipoise with unrest energy which makes appealing sensation to specific individual (catur). These sensation known as something that cannot be explained through presuming or wondering. One of the individual (catur) certify that name above is matter for him. The disorder may not be avoided, but hope can managed through it.
Fhirsa Afina, i know sometimes i did something spontaneously and i am sorry for the disconfenient that i made through it.
I love ya
Fhirsa Afina by Ctrzld November 22, 2021
fhirzo is rich kid ngl so he gotta belanja everyone idiots.
#fhirzo
fhirzo by sayamemanghebat_bbright November 29, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026