Fesse 

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

Fesse by The Meatballs March 19, 2012

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"

My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"

Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009

Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.

A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.

Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.

Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?

Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)

I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!

Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

Feaser 

Noun: One who feases or display's fease-like tendacies

Did you see the feaser seethe today?

Feaser by Dfynr September 16, 2022