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Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".
Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.
fessed by Perandor April 15, 2014
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Fessed up 

To diss; to insult.
Jane (to John): you're dumb stupid.

Joe: ohhhhh, you just got fessed up.
Fessed up by Yugojokes July 14, 2011

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"
My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"
Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009
Noun

A word in Maltese which refers to a spoilt, little princess who clings to the affection and attention of her close relatives, with the possible underlying intention of getting her way, or to make amends for a previous tantrum or bout of bad behaviour.
Oh so NOW you come to me with hugs and kisses after that little tantrum?! God... *Deep sigh* You're such a fessuda, Katrina...
Fessuda by Hazevi December 6, 2010

not too fussed 

The act of being ambivalent and or uncaring about an outcome.
``Hey dude, do you want Swiss or Cheddar cheese?''
``Meh, not too fussed mate.''
not too fussed by thehelix June 2, 2010
French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"
Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!
Fesses by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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