felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 2, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

felted

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

by MaxRake June 1, 2005

felt

The act of taking all of an opponent's chips in a poker game, leaving him with nothing in front of him but the felt on the poker table.

"Simon just got felted with pocket rockets."

by ChrisTA87549 September 2, 2008

Not Felt

To not be accepted or respected by others.

"Yo, that guy is really not felt."
"Why did you do that for? That's not felt dawg."

by Mike Poli January 19, 2007

felt that

a way of saying you relate to something

person 1: i’m dead inside

person 2: i felt that

by mo the b April 10, 2021

Feltes

Also see nug and crunk

To be more than out of hand. Complete insanity. Run for your life.

Yo, that crazy alien monkey falling out of Zim's ass is FELTES!

by Nu-G March 1, 2005