Feeping:

to unknowingly "bo-get" while off in la-la land...
in simple terms - the act of passing gas while sleeping.
*** I'm laying in bed beside the most b.e.a.utiful girl as she sleeps.....correction - as she snores.
Her snoring ends and all that is heard travelling through my right ear into my left is ........*fart sound*

~it processes in the brain for a mili-second~

"she is f@$king FEEPING right next to me!"
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Ive been thinking of stacy all night and feeping to our text
by The_feeping-police September 19, 2020
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The jittery feelings one experiences when they are about to get laid.
I got a major case of the feeps as I was booking the hotel.
by SpongeSeb November 19, 2014
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A silent fart, usually released intentionally by the splitting apart of one's buttocks to eliminate the vibration.
"I didn't want my girlfriend to hear me fart while we were in bed, so I feeped."
by j1ggy December 9, 2011
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Joe: What do you want to do tonight?
Ed: I don't know. Let me see what's trending on Twitter.
Joe: And I'll ask my feeps.
Raul: You guys suck. I'm outta here.
by yoeks123456789 December 26, 2011
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Feep (fēp)

v. feeped, feep·ing, feeps

v. intr.

To permit the escape of a sexual opportunity.

Note on etymology: The origin of the word "feep" dates back to the late 1990s, when a relocated Pennsylvanian, affectionately referred to as Feep by his peers, first began attempting to have sex with women. His numerable and seemingly endless failures resulted in the formulation of the above word derived from his name.
Rather than engaging in coitus, the two lovebirds spooned and watched the overrated holiday comedy Elf. When the two ate breakfast the following morning, and she flirted relentlessly with the waiter, it became obvious that he feeped another opportunity.
by Flum May 6, 2009
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