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The extraordinarily rare event in which a fart and a queef occur simultaneously.
1. "It smells like shit and vagina in here... Did you just feef!?"

2. "I heard two separate fart noises and felt air brush across my ballsack. Per chance, you feefed."
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I love that fluffy baby feef.
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A combination of socks,two rubber gloves,and some tape used to simulate a vagina.
I squirted some lotion into my feef and fucked it while looking at the page from the womens underwear section of the clothing catalogue.
by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003
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Similar to a queef. It's the gassy sound that is made when a man pulls his dick out of an anus, of a girl or a guy, during anal intercourse. This sound is not a fart. Rather, it is caused by the combination of K-Y Jelly and air being pushed into the ass during sex.
"So, I was fucking this girl in the ass the other day, and when I pulled my dick out, she let out this massive feef!!"
by Diodon January 02, 2009
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FIFA Soccer game on Xbox or Playstation
Everyone was sheeshin' n feefin.

There's lots of feef going on in this apartment.
by MrSheesher February 28, 2011
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v. to play FIFA

feefing- The act of playing FIFA
Ex1: Bro hop on live so we can feef

Ex2: Everytime we feef I win 6-0

Ex3: Nah I dont want to play, I feefed for like 4 hours strait yesterday
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Feef
Cat

(feefing: cat-like)
(feefer: someone of a cat)
You are a feefing idiot.
Feef you.
I have a dog not a feef.
OOTI is feefing amazing.
You are the feef's meow.
by OOTI A February 11, 2008
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