Feeding the dog

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

by BeijingNaugthyBoy June 20, 2011

Feed the Dog

(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue

D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.

by Taste_Purple March 30, 2015

Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

by Squidward666 January 5, 2018

feeding the dogs

refered to feeding jailed people.

I am Feeding the dogs.

by Miquelle Jenson June 16, 2008

Feed the Dog

Eating some edible substance while giving head

Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.

by RCJWJR July 21, 2010

Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009