Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

by jj1221 February 20, 2010

Fedophile

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 04, 2010

fedophile

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS

That woman is SUCH a fedophile

by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009

fedophile

A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets

Harry Reid is a fedophile.

by Big Al pogo February 27, 2010

Fedophile

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024

Fedophile

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

by TwitchViewer April 03, 2018