look up any word, like bootylicious:
1. Fedophile
Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
2. fedophile
One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS
That woman is SUCH a fedophile
3. fedophile
A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
4. fedophile
A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets
Harry Reid is a fedophile.
rss and gcal