Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"
Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."
College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."
College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
by jj1221 February 21, 2010
When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.
Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE
by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021
by nrbrkr December 3, 2010
That woman is SUCH a fedophile
by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009
Harry Reid is a fedophile.
by Big Al pogo February 26, 2010
We are fedophiles fed7
by TwitchViewer April 4, 2018
When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?
More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!
Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!
. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?
More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!
Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!
. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023