Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fedophile 

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS

That woman is SUCH a fedophile

fedophile by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009

Fedophile 

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

Fedophile by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

fedophile 

A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets

Harry Reid is a fedophile.

fedophile by Big Al pogo February 27, 2010

Fedophile 

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

Fedophile by TwitchViewer April 3, 2018

Fedophile 

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

Fedophile by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023