Federline

(verb) To latch onto someone else's money, talent and fame, while offering nothing of yourself except your (dubious) talent (in bed). to stop washing one's own hair (and possibly to stop bathing entirely), start wearing manpris, untie one's shoes and skank all over the place, doing nothing to pull one's own icky weight, unless spawning is considering a . Federline, to Federline, Federlining, Federlined, etc.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1. Ewwww, look! He's Federlining all over that girl!
2. I don't know; Ben Affleck's just become too Federline for my taste.

by Xenu2001 April 12, 2006

federline

1. Talentless, wannabe black, male goldigger....
2. Any backup dancer who thinks just because they appeared in a couple of videos can fully release a meaningful, solo hiphop/pop album (previously known as a paula abdul)
3. Living proof that former "popstar" Britney Spears posseses the Intelligence of an Indonesian Ourang-otang.
4. The ultimate Trailer Trash Hill Billie's fantasy
5. Future "VH1's Surreal life" guest

1. Were it not for the rap talent, Eminem would surely be a Federline
2. Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Federline are the hosts of American Idol
3. Sean "P. diddy" Combs was once a Federline

by Killmike March 29, 2006

Federlining

Inactivity a la K-Fed.

I'm sick of looking for a job, so I'm just Federlining around the house.

by Mistress Maxine July 29, 2006

Federline

Unit of measurement used to determine how much of a douchebag you are being. 1000 Federlines=1 K-Fed

That guy is a total douche, I bet he is about 800 Federlines.

by Spacemonkey Mafia April 13, 2008

federlined

A hot or rich woman who has been knocked up multiple times by a man whom is not as hot or rich as she is. This is normally for the man to try and gain a lifetime of involvement with said (rich/hot) girl who would have probably just dumped him in a year or two if not for the kids. Getting "federlined" can sometimes lead to a hot woman not being so hot anymore. This has been named after Kevin Federline whom did this to Brittany Spears.

I'm gonna federline that hottie and no one will want her anymore, she will be all mine. Sally got federlined yo!

by jmaybes September 5, 2020

federline

federline, a (noun) : a male "trophy-wife" or "arm-candy" with no redeeming qualities other than their physical attractiveness. Derived from the former husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline (aka "K-Fed")

After Jane got a promotion and a big raise at the brokerage firm, she divorced her husband and married a federline who used to be her tennis coach.

by K-fedd October 15, 2010

federline

When one wears their ballcap slightly askew.

The way C.C. Sabathia or Coco Crisp wear their ballcaps. "Hey that wigger is pulling a federline!"

by SaltyCracker July 24, 2004