When a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother.
After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined.
You just got federlined, Bitch!
You just got federlined, Bitch!
by Mike Amelsgone June 26, 2011
1. (n) a male version of a gold digger, willing to sacrifice integrity and respect for a life of comfort. The beneficiary of a Sugar Mama.
2. (n) one who latches on to a wealthy ladyfriend, in order to avoid working or a tradionational occupation. Easily identifiable by their lack of ambition and individual thought (relational equivalent of the Yes Man in the business world).
2. (n) one who latches on to a wealthy ladyfriend, in order to avoid working or a tradionational occupation. Easily identifiable by their lack of ambition and individual thought (relational equivalent of the Yes Man in the business world).
"Stedman is Oprah's federline"
"That guy has no talent to speak of. It's a good thing he's a federline."
"That guy has no talent to speak of. It's a good thing he's a federline."
by Kristomie April 13, 2005
verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.
adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!
Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?
I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.
Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?
I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.
by Schultz Hardin April 18, 2006
Federline, Kevin: Britney Spears' useless, lazy, indolent excuse for a husband. A 'dancer' by trade.
Lal: Wow, that Federline guy is so whipped, Britney has him wrapped around her finger.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.
by Lal August 9, 2005
A useless hanger-on. Someone who brought nothing to the table and is sitting there anyway. A zero in an entourage. An "I'm just lucky to be here" guy.
by Benzabenbenbenzino April 5, 2005
When a girl starts off relatively decent, good morals, good job, lack of slutty tattoos but then starts dating a trashy guy and slowly declines to his level of trashiness.
Britney Spears
"Sheila was on the honor roll until she met Chris, now she's got a tramp stamp and has a beer gut at the age of 19."
"Yeah, he straight up federlined her."
"Sheila was on the honor roll until she met Chris, now she's got a tramp stamp and has a beer gut at the age of 19."
"Yeah, he straight up federlined her."
by DylanYork October 15, 2007
Any male between the ages of 17 and 30 who is a complete loser. Considered a man child and a human sponge. Lacking any real talent or education.
A Federline finds women with jobs to support him. His M.O. is to get his victims pregnant and to confuse them with romantic "pipe dreams". Otherwise known as a leech, a real Federline will use just about anyone he can. Lacking any formal education, he usually goes through life being a wannabe or poser. He usually ends up being a male prostitute
A Federline finds women with jobs to support him. His M.O. is to get his victims pregnant and to confuse them with romantic "pipe dreams". Otherwise known as a leech, a real Federline will use just about anyone he can. Lacking any formal education, he usually goes through life being a wannabe or poser. He usually ends up being a male prostitute
Kevin Federline is the inspiration for this term. Homeless, jobless, and talent less. He gets women pregnant in order to secure his "meal-ticket".
by Bode December 10, 2006