typical hot body cute face goth gf, she’s not really into trad goth culture, she’s just a teen girl with heavy eyeliner and black tight clothes, she wants attention, if you give it to her, she will be at your feet

“oh c’mon! do you really put that much effort into look dark and intimidating? but you would do me a bj for a The Cure record, Federica!

Federica by someonehotwholikesthebeatles November 20, 2022

Federica

A wannabe groupie but she forgot is not the 70s, lives in the past, was born in 21st century. She’s an average heavy eyeliner, tight clothes teen, cute face-fine body, she loves attention (especially coming from either a dark, alt, lanky boy or still wannabe a rockstar 40y/o dad).

“Oh c’mon! you spend your time to look dark and intimidating but you would do me a bj for a The Cure record. Wouldn’t you? Federica!”

Federica by someonehotwholikesthebeatles November 20, 2022

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Federica Syndrome

When a person says "Good night" but doesn't even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.

Person with "SY": GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Normal person: Good night! Sleep Tight!

*After 1 hour
Person with "SY": I'm Back! LOOOL GOOD NIGHT!
Normal person: Dafuq? Aren't you going to sleep? Night...
*After 2 hours

Person with "SY": HAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.. Ok'2 this time i'm going to sleep!
Normal Person: Make sure! OK? NOW GO TO SLEEP!
*After 3 hours
Person with "SY": SUPPPP PEO-
Normal Person: FOR DAMN SAKE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! YOU HAVE A SERIOUS Federica Syndrome!

*Injects Tranquilizer and Anasthetic Injection....*

Federica Syndrome by Paradoxieus July 30, 2016

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