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Faulkenator 

(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".
Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.

Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.

If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
Faulkenator by In Your Endo May 12, 2008
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Faulks Performance 

A nutter'ish but none the less highly skilled person who builds very fast Saabs
You need some Faulks Performance on that

Thats been Faulks'ed
Faulks Performance by In Awe July 23, 2004
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Faulkenberry 

noun

Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.

verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.
Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.

Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!
Faulkenberry by Fuckingberry November 12, 2010

faulkenberry 

When a woman's nipples become erect
guy:dude that chicks so got a faulkenberry
faulkenberry by mithdred October 23, 2008
Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.
"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"
Faulker by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010
A person who believes they have ineffable wisdom, that his word is law and that other views are not worthy, but is invariably wrong!

A person who believes that he is infact "batman" and although has been told by others that he is not, he still believes it just because he wears a batman belt buckle.
Foulkesy
Foulkesy by erm76 April 24, 2009
if someone is being a foulkes they are being snobish and very stupid.
you are a stupid foulkes
you are so stupid you are being a foulkes
foulkes by Jaymen 82 August 24, 2006